Cher and Vegas = Money

Now that Celine Dion is through with her Vegas run, Cher is stepping up out of her "Farewell Tour" and replacing Dion by sticking it to Vegas for a whopping Trillion billion dollars. Although she is a million years old by now, the little girl in me from the eighties is in flashback mode and ready to be fed the poison of nostalgia by going to Vegas this summer to see Cher. I am sure Cher isn't even really human anymore, it's just her wax figure, molded together with titanium like Robocop. Not even steel bullets can go through her! I can't wait!